I think I may have made throw up in the back of my throat a bit because I clicked on a link on the Yahoo! start page about people not wearing pants on the subway and oh my word, gross. You know they don't clean those seats. A thin layer of fabric separates their 'ahem' from what they sit on. Yucky, yucky, yuck, yuck.
And oh holy wrong place at the wrong time bird man. Did you hear about how two planes needed to land right after take off because the airplanes ran into a flock of birds and well the birds didn't make it and I guess they took an engine or something on their way down? Youch!
Speaking of Youch! my sister in law was bitten by her dogs. Her face got into the way and as she now says, "I look like the bride of Frankenstein" As crazy as this sounds it wasn't really the dogs fault she was bitten in the face. After an ER visit and 30 stitches in her face she is fine. The dogs don't have stitches but went to the vet and they are all on antibiotics and pain medicine. Big dogs frighten me silly though. Glad she's fine.
Not really gross but here's a really funny story. Granted it's probably one of those 'you had to be there' moments. Rest assured though, you can create a do it yourself 'been right there' situation by doing exactly what I did and enjoy the laughter that ensues.
On Tuesday when Kevin arrived home from work was so funny because I heard him pull into the garage and then I heard the garage door shutting. Well, as soon as I heard the keys go into the door I watched the door knob to see which lock he was unlocking first. As soon as the first lock was unlocked, I locked it. *snicker* Then he unlocked the second lock and the door didn't open so he went back to the first lock and unlocked it again. But when he was unlocking the first lock for the second time I pulled a fast one and unlocked the second lock. Yeah, I'm really mature. It was a good time and I eventually had to let him unlock both locks because I was laughing so hard I could hardly breathe and he could hear me. By then we were both laughing until we had tears in our eyes.
The kids were confused.
This story would only be gross if we were in college but this happened today and I wanted to share it. You're welcome for the giggles.